How do you get rid of a skunk? Help!

HSeriously how do you get rid of a skunk?  My husband says shoot it.  But I think that would be a stinky mess and then what do you do with the dead skunk?  And where would my husband sleep after his close encounter with the skunk?

Every night we have a skunk dig into our chicken coop and then the duck pen stealing eggs.  The poor ducks are so traumatized I don't think they are laying much and the skunk gets their eggs before I do. Since  the chickens lay during the day we are getting those eggs. We thought of leaving a skunk offering of two eggs outside the pen but I think he would not be content with that.

So help get us out of this stinky mess before my ducks go quackers!